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the_battery
19 August 2009 @ 11:03 am
As I prepare to go the courthouse today I recall that I often get chided for carrying a "man bag". This does not make sense to me because what I carry I've always thought was a briefcase. I carry it because I have several case files to bring to the various offices in the courthouse. I'm not a lawyer but am I not carrying case briefs? So my response to the officers holding a thin, battered manila folder is that I have more than one case to carry so I carry a bag.

More importantly court always begins later than is scheduled. I usually bring a book to read during the usual 2-3 hour delay. I don't like bringing a book openly into the courthouse, suggesting that my intent is to read and not conduct business. So carrying a "man bag" conveniently conceals my book until I'm attached to my seat in the court room.
 
 
Current Location: office
Current Mood: busybusy
 
 
the_battery
18 August 2009 @ 01:18 pm
Who the hell is John Galt?!?
 
 
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: something from Kat's cube
 
 
the_battery
17 August 2009 @ 09:45 am
As I searched the internet this morning for any recent methods of ensuring one is not bitten by a vampire I came across this entry listed on Yahoo Answers:

How can i get bitten by a vampire?
I am quite crazy on this.
But i want to be bitten :]
for many purposes.

* 5 months ago

The moniker of the person posting is "KittyKat"

Kat is extraordinarily fair skinned.

Kat uses a combination of substances to cover her skin. (protection from the suns harmful rays?)

Kat has "dinosaur teeth" according to her Dentist. Just how old would someone have to be to have "dinosaur teeth"?

I was attacked on 08/17/2009 at about 1013 hrs by Kat.

I believe this series of circumstances speaks for itself!
 
 
Current Mood: scaredscared
 
 
the_battery
12 August 2009 @ 10:56 am
Mwahahahahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wVoPShUZU
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: voices
 
 
the_battery
07 August 2009 @ 10:34 am
Trying to get the office where it should be while dealing with psychobabble.

Still reading Atlas Shrugged.

I have a girl on the way... perhaps I can die.

Still building one of the best tree houses evar.

Got a new bookcase and have a whole shelf of leather bound books.

Looking forward to GI Joe.

Getting in trouble for doing me job.

Planning for Kat's birthday.
 
 
Current Location: office
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: something from Kat's cube
 
 
 
the_battery
10 June 2009 @ 11:50 am
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Nothing of consequence happened today.
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Current Mood: jubilantjubilant
 
 
the_battery
08 November 2008 @ 07:55 am
"Vin, put the sword down, sit down, and eat your breakfast!"
 
 
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
 
 
the_battery
30 May 2008 @ 09:23 am
I saved the world yesterday.
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Current Location: work
Current Mood: tiredtired
 
 
the_battery
24 April 2008 @ 06:26 pm

My Personality
Neuroticism
20
Extraversion
53
Openness to Experience
35
Agreeableness
39
Conscientiousness
71
You are a calm person who is considered almost fearless by some, however you often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in. You tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. You often need privacy and time for yourself. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You have strong will-power and are able to overcome your reluctance to begin tasks. You are able to stay on track despite distractions.

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The best UGG Boots.

 
 
Current Location: work
 
 
the_battery
22 April 2008 @ 10:40 pm
Working late... no one to talk to.

Lonely.
I'm Mr. Lonely.
I've got nobody,
to call my own.
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Current Location: work
Current Mood: melancholymelancholy
Current Music: Braveheart Theme